Saturday, July 25, 2009

ApesadumbraLo para la carencia de actualizaciones - Sorry for the lack of updates

¡Hola! Apesadumbrado ha sido tan hace mucho tiempo nosotros se ha puesto al día - sabemos que tenemos muchos seguidores ávidos hacia fuera allí quién debe haber comprobado nuestro blog por lo menos tres veces diariamente.
Como de costumbre, nuestras vidas han estado muy ocupadas. ¡Pero se ha reído el año más! Las clases que somos ambos adentro juntos son geografía, matemáticas y españoles. Naturalmente, somos superiores en cada uno de estas clases y estamos ganando conocimiento útil de NCEA.
Geografía - el aprendizaje sobre el mundo que vivimos adentro ha ensanchado nuestros horizontes. Hemos atendido a algunos disparos al campo asociados a la geografía, pero los preferimos el chismear con el profesor y otros compan@eros de clase en lugar de otro (especialmente sobre Lucy y su novio).
Matemáticas - mientras que nos entristecían para oír que Sr. Louis Hockings sería no más nuestro profesor de matemáticas, en lugar de otro nos han bendecido para tener señora Felicity Pitt. Su resplandor nos distrae a menudo de nuestras lecciones (it' s aprueba - estudiamos para 4.724 horas para cada 10mins que nos distraen!), y hemos intentado copiar su estilo de la manera como mejor podemos.
" I' m más importante que qué you' re them." que dice; - Señora Felicity Pitt, 2009 del ©. Tan apesadumbrados, sabemos esto. No somos bastante buenos para usted, y don' t merece haber sido puesto por un año entero en matemáticas con usted.
Español - Lucy y Mónica han perjudicado. Pensamos que odiamos Sra. Sagarzazu. Éramos incorrectos. Sra. Sonia nos ha bendecido con su presencia en el año de 2009 sobre una base diaria. ¡Estamos seguros que ella tiene una personalidad encantadora y que es una persona amistosa - ella incluso la compartió bong con nosotros una vez! - pero él es difícil aprender algo cuando su profesor no puede hablar inglés. Cuando le hacemos preguntas, ella contesta solamente nosotros don' t entiende. Le decimos esto. Ella lo explica de la misma manera. ¡Agradezca la calidad nosotros que ambos hablan español fluido!! Tiene realmente sus ventajas.Sabemos que debemos decepcionar algunos de nuestros seguidores con estas noticias, pero it' s aprueba - ella nos odia, también. Separación de nosotros, siendo pedido parar discurso (incluso cuando relacionado español) y parte posterior de Lucy de la tenencia después de la escuela para tener una charla (" Lucy, usted era tan bueno en el español. ¿Una tragedia ha sucedido en su vida? ") son apenas algunas maneras que ella ha demostrado esto.

La parte más grande de nuestras vidas es los fines de semana, aunque…


Éste es cuando estudiamos vigoroso.

Así pues, este año ha sido mucho perfecto bonito para usted, yo le oye decir. Bien, tenemos noticias impactantes para traerle. Paramos yoga. Acabamos de ser avanzados también para las lecciones básicas que eran enseñadas (similar a la escuela - a menos que tenemos en ninguna otra parte dar vuelta a si paramos la escuela).
Espero que esta actualización haya sido bastante grande para usted. Tendremos más en un futuro próximo. ¡Tenga un día agradable!

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Hello! Sorry it has been so long since we have updated - we know we have many avid followers out there who must have been checking our blog at least three times daily.
As usual, our lives have been very busy. But it has made the year more fun! The classes we are both in together are geography, maths and Spanish. Naturally, we are top at each of these classes and are gaining useful knowledge from NCEA.
Geography - Learning about the world we live in has broadened our horizons. We have attended a few field trips associated with geography, but prefer gossiping with the teacher and other classmates instead (especially about Lucy and her boyfriend).
Maths - While we were saddened to hear that Mr. Louis Hockings would no longer be our mathematics teacher, we have been blessed to have Mrs. Felicity Pitt instead. Her radiance often distracts us from our lessons (it's okay - we study for 4.724 hour for every 10mins we are distracted!), and we have tried to copy her fashion style as best as we can.
"I'm more important than what you're telling them." - © Mrs. Felicity Pitt, 2009.
So sorry, we know this. We are not good enough for you, and don't deserve to have been placed for a whole year in maths with you.
Spanish - Lucy and Monica have wronged. We thought we hated Sra. Sagarzazu. We were wrong. Sra. Sonia has blessed us with her presence in the year of 2009 on a daily basis. We are sure she has a lovely personality and is a friendly person - she even shared her bong with us once! - but it is difficult to learn something when your teacher cannot speak English. When we ask her questions, she replies but we don't understand. We tell her this. She explains it in the same way. Thank goodness we both speak fluent Spanish!! It really does have its benefits.
We know we must be disappointing some of our followers with this news, but it's okay - she hates us, too. Seperating us, being asked to stop speaking (even when Spanish related) and holding Lucy back after school to have a talk ("Lucy, you used to be so good at Spanish. Has a tragedy happened in your life?") are just a few ways she has demonstrated this.

The biggest part in our lives are the weekends, though...



This is when we vigorously study.


So, this year has been pretty much perfect for you, I hear you say. Well, we have shocking news to bring you. We quit yoga. We were just too advanced for the basic lessons being taught (similar to school - except we have nowhere else to turn to if we quit school).

I hope this update has been big enough for you. We will have more in the near future.
Have a nice day!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Happy New Years from Lamb Skank and Twink

yes. you heard it right. our new names are Lamb Skank and Twink. these replace our old names.  Groinica and Lisp. the story explaning these names is unfortunatley far to important and intellectual for you. (whoever you are).
anyway. unfortunatly the skies and seas and shit (and mums and dads) didnt agree with us and we didnt end up spending our last day of 2008 together. deeply, deeply upsetting. but. we were deefinatley together in spirit (well...i was, im not sure where Lamb Skank was). anyway. Lamb Skank and Twink have definatly had a wonderous year together. here is a brief outline of some of the highlights:
some time during term 1- monica: omgsh! wasnt your hair blonde yesterday?!
      lucy: uhmm..sure. 
some time during term 2-had sex under spanish desks etc
some time during term 3-monica gave lucy her fruit salad for lunch, lucy has never been so grateful. 
                                           -monica got drunk!
some time during term 4-had a study date. worried about exams. then probably failed exams. 

and...during all the terms, SHOPPED. WATCHED SHH. HAD FUN. HATED SENORA SAGARZAZU. 


year 2008 has been a brilliant year. (for me anyway)

Friday, December 5, 2008

End of Year Party


Sorry we have not been typing furiously latley on our beautiful blog, frankly, it has not been our top priority. 
Our top priority was the end of year party, on the 4th of december. 
The day started with some early bus trips! Monica hopped on a ''Bay Hopper'' travel-mobile at the time of 8.30 in the morning, to get to Lucy's house. Monica arrived while Lucy looked like a babysitter, and we attempted to make ambrosia. This went amazingly really to tell you the truth. 
Marshmallows mmm. 
We then went our separate ways, to return home, and to go to the hairdressers. Lucy then went to visit her mum in the hospital and monica went to play some tunes on the piano. 
They conjoined again in holy unity to get ready for the party, which was ment to commence at 6 o'clock PM.  As Lucy thought hippie prostitute would be the best and Monica obviously agreed they changed outfits again, and again. When it was still the two of us at 6.30 o'clock PM we started to text bomb our friends demanding explanations. This is the right thing to do when you are left alone with Monica, or Lucy. 
Finally a loyal Nina, Maddi and Emily showed up on the doorstep, ready to be transformed into sluts.  And we did this well. A then beautiful Laren (Lauren) showed up and she too, needed our help in a transformation only we could preform. 
We then walked up to the chippie shop and got $10 worth of chips, in fishnets, high heels and short skirts. While departing the lady from the fish and chip shop of Asian decent ran after us telling us we had forgotten our tomato sauce! What a tradgedy! 
Evanni then turned up, and then...
the night involved some sex. And that was basically it. So it was wonderful! 
More from us laters, 
Lispy and Groin XX

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Our life up til now - Nuestra vida hasta ahora

Aunque escribimos fluido en español en nuestro blog, nuestro NCEA isn' español; t absolutamente hasta rasguño.
Para nosotros dos, nuestro examen pasado es español el martes. Usted puede preguntarse porqué tomamos a españoles en la escuela cuando lo hablamos tan fluido. La respuesta verdadera es que nunca paramos el aprender.
Esperamos que lo hagamos bien, pero al parecer we' ¡re no permitida tomar notas escritas o los traductores electrónicos en el examen!
Así pues, aparte de estudiar español constantemente, no hemos estado hasta mucho últimamente (a menos que usted considera el " partying" algo, pero gente don' t tiene gusto de él cuando traemos nuestros libros de estudio al partido por una cierta razón impar).
¡Adios!

Even though we write fluently in Spanish in our blog, our NCEA Spanish isn't quite up to scratch.
For both of us, our last exam is Spanish on Tuesday. Some of you may wonder why we take Spanish at school when we speak it so fluently. The true answer is that we never stop learning. We hope we do well, but apparently we're not allowed to take written notes or electronic translators into the exam!
So, apart from studying Spanish constantly, we have not been up to much lately (unless you consider "partying" something, but people don't like it when we bring our study books to the party for some odd reason).
Good-bye!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

no progress

Mathematics, Spanish and Sexual Education has not made any progress today. 
I know you are upset our followers, but we are simply too busy studying extremley hard [while listening to music] to follow our fortaes. [cant spell today either, too busy concentrating on the life ahead of us]
[[and we apologize that this is not is Spanish. We regret to inform you that google language tools is under repair today, [[[we can not be bothered ''dialing-up'' to get it]]] so next blog will be in Spanish, or should i say Castellano?]]
Hasta la vista [baby]
PS-''in my heart, EVERYTHING is worth credits'' - Quote, Sagarzazunator. 

Monday, November 24, 2008

A brief history - Una breve historia

Lispy y Groinica resolvieron un día durante español, cuando Groinica fue dado una sacudida eléctrica para encontrar que Lispy' el color del pelo de s había cambiado de blonde al brunette durante la lección.
Hicieron amigos cercanos y participaron inmediatamente en actividades tales como vaginal aprietan, sexo debajo de los escritorios españoles y de jugar al juego de la barajadura de descubrir quién eran sus amantes lesbianos.
Ahora están disfrutando de la perspectiva de una carrera en la educación de las matemáticas, española o sexual. Este blog sigue su progreso.

¡Hasta luego!

Lispy and Groinica met one day during a Spanish lesson, when Groinica was shocked to find out that Lispy's hair colour had changed from blonde to brunette during the lesson.
Immediately they became close friends and participated in activities such as vaginal clenches, sex under the Spanish desks and playing the shuffle game to discover who their lesbian lovers were.
Now they are enjoying the prospect of a career either in mathematics, Spanish or sexual education.
This blog follows their progress.

Until next time!

us

YO hola!
This is Groinica and Lispy. We are real cool. A bit about ourselves
Groinica: Es muy estúpido y tonto increíble. Le gusta cantar en la ducha y el juego bajo los escritorios en clase de español. Ella quiere ayudar a los africanos como Ja'mie cuando sea más vieja. Ella ama a Lispy.
Lispy: Es bastante tonto y hiper y le gusta mirar en su quemadura del sol en el espejo. Ella disfruta dando y recibiendo. Espera a trabajar para una embajada de España cuando ella es mayor que actúa de comer nachos y tacos. Ella odia Groinica, pero ella realmente ama.
Adios!
P.S-Estamos fresco que nos gusta bibliotecas!!